Golden Cocktail

Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice)

A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.

Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”.

Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.

by Ducky April 13, 2004

leave it to beaver

A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.

Gee Wally, that's SWELL!

by Ducky August 17, 2005

saxophone

An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.

Those saxophone players are crazy, man.

by ducky March 29, 2005

steeley dick

When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.

I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.

by ducky May 12, 2004

east lansing

the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...

it's a town...what's more to say?

by ducky April 15, 2005

packoo

Noun.
1. the equivalent to someone mentally retarded and gay. aka trinh. aka rape! no jk :-D
2. also can be used in place of *SMACK*!

so when you're mad at someone who cheated on you, you can call them a packoo and even packoo them!

WHAT pragay!! u slept with my DOG!? YOU PACKOO! *PACKOO*!!

pragay, stop packooing me! it hurts!

pragay, ur being a real packoo right now... so just stop...

HEE HAW! PACKOO! EEP! OMG! JFDKSJFaslfaf! TAH DAH!!!! yay.

WHAT pragay!! u slept with my DOG!? YOU PACKOO! *PACKOO*!!

pragay, stop packooing me! it hurts!

pragay, ur being a real packoo right now... so just stop...

HEE HAW! PACKOO! EEP! OMG! JFDKSJFaslfaf! TAH DAH!!!! yay.

by ducky February 24, 2004

fuck a duck

Fuck, Fuck, Fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Gang bang an orangutang
There's an orgy at the zoo

sang to the tune of row, row, row your boat

by Ducky March 27, 2005