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A combination between a bastard, a turd and an asshole.
That bassturd just ate my shit!
bassturd by ASSHOLE! July 9, 2004
Words you can keep
1. A person who is acting like a jerk
2. A large piece of shit that’s shaped like a bass fish
That guy is bassturd for treating u like this you can do better than him

Fuck him he’s a bloody bassturd
Bassturd by Klinkhammer July 1, 2019
Originally from the word bastard, this new word was coined in order to avoid the connotations of lacking a father, since friends will often come to respect each other's fathers (not always). This version does not lose its negative connotation. It basically means small and insignificant, as in something you are able to let slide. But like the excrement from bass, when too much of it builds up, it gets pretty annoying. Comically used between close friends.
Ah man don't make me listen to this crappy country song again, ya bassturd
bassturd by Carlos Saldana April 13, 2004
qaxtar on totse was the first documented person to use this
"Damn we am teh 133713s7 bassturd's
bassturd by painkiller March 18, 2005

Rat Basturd

Worse than a "Rat Bastard". This individual will be cordial and charming to your face, then instigate despicable acts against you behind your back. A lying, coniving piece of worthless humanity. The essence of immense evil.
Teacher #1: That school board president has been telling everyone that he runs this school, not the superintendent.

Teacher #2: Mr. Sellers told me the same thing, but kisses up to the superintendent in public.

Teacher #1: We need to get out of Pawhuska, he is a rat basturd!
Rat Basturd by skypie November 20, 2011

Bassturbation 

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.
Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'
Bassturbation by TWC.TV March 16, 2017

basstard 

A person who turns up their music so loud you can hear the bass outside of the area it is being played, especially in your own apartment/house/car.
"Man, I got no sleep last night."
"Why?"
"The basstard who lives above me was at it all night with that obnoxious techno music."
"The basstard's still alive?"
"Yeah."
"Then whose coffee did I poison...?"
basstard by Darren C July 21, 2008
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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