Bassturbaitor 

A fisherman or fisherwoman (rare elusive breed, often seen with tatoos above their ass crack and wearing Harley Davidson t-shirts) who is truly proficient in the art of catching the fish species known as Bass that is common to North America.

"Yeah, Jimmy caught over 5 Small Mouth Bass in just an hour. I haven't caught that many fish in months. He is one hell of a Bassturbaitor, wouldn't you say!"

Bassturbaitor by JROCDODGE June 8, 2009

Bassturbation 

Putting ones scrote on a large bass speaking whilst listening to a remix of any Adele song until you ejaculate.

Last night I bassturbated so hard it measured 9.7 on the richter scale.

Gerald - 'Last night, i had to bury my pet dog Gravel'
The Boss - 'What happened, Gezza?'
Gerald - 'Bassturbation'
The Boss - 'I lost my infant to that, no wait.... i stabbed him in the face, never mind'

Bassturbation by TWC.TV March 16, 2017