Barstitute 

1. bartender that is also a prostitute.

2. A prostitue that frequents a local pub.

3. A loose bar patron (aka. The Welcome Wagon)

Brian and Sean and Chris have all slept with Cherry the Barstitute.

Barstitute by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

biostitute 

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.

"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."

biostitute by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006

biostitute 

In envoronmental law, an expert wittness, usually a biologist, who will say whatever you pay him to.

that fucking biostitute testified that petrolium is good for wildlife.

biostitute by fireninja October 24, 2003

Biostitute 

A biologist who works purely for the money. Similar to an archaeostitute.

Biostitutes need to use protection, too.

Biostitute by Garett Thomas September 12, 2006

Bosstitute

A person who sleeps their way to a position of power.
Sleeps their way to the top.

A bastardization of the words 'Boss' and 'Prostitute'.

"He/She's a real Bosstitute"
"He/She's slept with nearly every manager in this place to get where he/she is today"

Bosstitute by Daryl F July 10, 2004

bostitute 

A quadriplegic prostitute you can easily carry around like a bowling ball.

Hey, Derek, don't forget to grab the Bostitute and your badass bowling shoes.

bostitute by Joe-nell June 9, 2016