Barstitute

1. bartender that is also a prostitute.

2. A prostitue that frequents a local pub.

3. A loose bar patron (aka. The Welcome Wagon)

Brian and Sean and Chris have all slept with Cherry the Barstitute.

Barstitute by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010

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Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

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biostitute

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.

"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."

biostitute by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006