brostitute

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.

Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.

by TTT of Your Face February 09, 2010

brostitute

a man who sells his body for money or really good coupons.

Ken: "I heard jake is a brostitute."

John: "yeah, I know, he's got great coupons."

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

by The REAL Bambino September 06, 2010

Brostitute

A friend for hire.

Guy is a brostitute.

by CELLWORM August 29, 2011

Brostitute

A person, who engages with sexual activity with plenty ladies

Bro you must be a brostitute

by Macasmart June 14, 2018

Brostitute

When a bro is easily taken control of by a simple wad of cash, usually for a sexual thing but there are exceptions...

Tim: Bro help me out I didn't study for the biology midterm and you already took it!

Bob: I dont know.....

Tim: waves a wad of 1's

Bob: 1) a, 2) d, 3) c, etc..

Joe: What a Brostitute.

by SexyDescriber October 13, 2011

Brostitution

Taking bros before hoes seriously.

Lizzy wanted me to come out but so did Jimmy so I picked Jimmy being a loyal brostitute, sticking to the law of brostitution.

by Naomi.nt July 07, 2017