bostitute

A quadriplegic prostitute you can easily carry around like a bowling ball.

Hey, Derek, don't forget to grab the Bostitute and your badass bowling shoes.

by Joe-nell June 9, 2016

Bostitute

A prostitute that lives in Boston, or a prostitute for a black guy named Boston.

Don’t be such a Bostitute, Anje!!

by AnIconTM March 18, 2018

ostitute

someone with a colostomy (usually while in prison) who sells his colostomy hole for sex.

That guy who got shot in the stomach wound up with a colostomy and will go to jail to become an ostitute.

by dr.mayhem August 27, 2006

Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

biostitute

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.

"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."

by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006

mostitute

Word meaning "mall prostitute". Can be noun or verb. As a noun, refers to the mall prostitute herself. Blonde streaky blow-dried hair. Overly tight shirt (usually in bright easter egg colors) that exposes a fake-tanned midriff complete with sparkly navel piercing. Moving down, we discover her low-rise pants are two sizes too small, causing her fake-baked love handles to squish out over the top of her pink glitter belt. The pink thong sticks out above her low-rise pants, pulled up almost to waist-level, and serves to accentuate a large butterfly tattoo on her tailbone area. The too-small pants cause more difficulty when they act as a sausage casing for her thighs. Now she doesn't really walk-- she sort of crab-walks forward. Creak, creak, go the pants. Sometimes she will lose her balance and teeter on her Old Navy platform sandals (complete with giant plastic daisy glued to the top). Sexy, huh?
As a verb, it is used to denote the state of having one's thong underwear hanging out of one's pants, in plain view.

Noun: "Oh my god, look at that mostitute's stupid pink tube top." Verb: "I am totally mostituting. I shouldn't have bought these low-rise jeans."

by Sasha Bennet December 10, 2005

Bustitutionalize

To have to live in a converted bus, specifically a school bus, more specifically a short bus.

She lived in the short bus for so long she couldn't even imagine living in any other type of dwelling. She had become bustitutionalized.

by Miss Reclusive February 5, 2010