brahstitute

Tools normally surfers who over use the word brah

"Man brah that wave was sick brah"

-"your a brahstitute man"

by elmo(they'll Know what i mean April 22, 2010

brahstitute

male prostitute, whore or harlot.

Jane: Wow, Andy's got his hands all over that girl.
Dick: True, what a brahstitute!

by chowdah November 13, 2010

Brostitute

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

Brewstitute

A man or woman that will do a variety of services for alcohol, generally beer.

"Seth is about to go home with that cougar. She's been feeding him beers all night."
"Yeah, he's such a brewstitute!"

by Bearded ginger October 10, 2018

breastitute

A woman with breasts who allows another person, with breasts or otherwise, to touch, snuggle, slurp, or do some other act with her busom. For payment. The dirty slut!

Dude, Kelly is totally letting Brian feel her up. That lavacious Breastitute!

by Anne willl let you touch her for money April 4, 2006

Brostitute

A friend for hire.

Guy is a brostitute.

by CELLWORM August 29, 2011

brostitute

A freind who says "I'll be your best freind if..." alot. He is bassically selling his freindship for money.

Garrett: I'll be your best freind if you buy me lunch today.
Brandon: You sir, are a brostitute.

by TTT of Your Face February 9, 2010