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Bustitute 

A bustitute generally refers to either:

1)A Substitute Bus Driver.

The "bus" stands for the vehicle & the "titute" is short for Substitute which is a replacement for your original Bus Driver.

2)A Prostitute who frequents a city bus, school bus, or any type of elongated vehicle used to transport people from one distance to a designated area. The Bustitute, in this case, is often seen on the same bus once or several times a day on the same bus at the same time.
1) "Our bustitute sucks ass. I'm gonna squirt her with moldy ketchup."

2) "That Bustitute is pissing me off with that awful smell of hers and the way she smokes. I might just kill her."
Bustitute by K9S25AA12 May 25, 2010
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bushitte 

an incorrect spelling of "bushite"
means a follower of president bush
The bushitte always supports president bush's ideas.
bushitte by Justin Kramer January 8, 2008

Busticated 

I busticated my dinner plates
Busticated by Khrys September 18, 2005

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.
I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526
Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

biostitute 

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.
"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."
biostitute by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006

bustacute 

A term used to describe a person who is generally unattractive to most people but has something about them that makes them cute to an individual person.
Scenario: A group of friends see a person and they all generally agree that the person is ugly.

One person in the group will say she is "bustacute" because he still sees something in them that makes them slightly attractive to them.
bustacute by PeaceTO June 5, 2009

Bustitutionalize 

To have to live in a converted bus, specifically a school bus, more specifically a short bus.
She lived in the short bus for so long she couldn't even imagine living in any other type of dwelling. She had become bustitutionalized.
Bustitutionalize by Miss Reclusive February 5, 2010