Bastitute

A male prostitute of illegitimate birth. In other words, a bastard gigolo, or a bastard prostitute. Bastitute is a fun word to say.

You see that guy on the corner over there? He's throwing himself out to the girls like he's a Bastitute. He wasn't raised the right way and now he's just throwing himself out there.

Bastitute by Zequa October 15, 2012

Beastitude 

Noun - Of or relating to levels of beast mode; the quantitative summation of a person's beast mode.

Why were you in beast mode so long? Because I do what I want. Plus, my beastitude is too high not to always be in beast mode.

Beastitude by BigDaddyScoot July 1, 2010

Castitute 

A Castitute is an IB student pimped by their CAS Manager to do anything which will get them CAS hours.

IB Student 1: "Hey I just signed up for the bake sale for CAS hours. I'll get 3 hours for this"

IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"

Castitute by dontpetthesheep February 28, 2009

Brostitute 

Men who engage in non-sexual relationships with other men for money.

From the documentary Brostitute with Tim Roth

This documentary takes a closer look at the seedy world of brostitution and brostitutes. This film digs deeper than any other film has when it comes to this secret world of bro-on-bro non-sexual love for profit.

I'm new in this town and I have this huge plasma TV to watch the 'big game,' but I don't know anyone yet. I don't want to watch it alone so I hired a brostitute or two to come over and just 'hang.'

See FunnyOrDie.com/m/4526

Brostitute by The REAL Bambino September 6, 2010

biostitute 

A biological sciences worker who misrepresents research or commits fraud for the benefit of commercial interests or to make a personal profit.

"She kept lecturing about the health benefits of red wine, but she was just being a biostitute for Gallo, who sponsored her research".

"He made 3 million Euros by publishing the health benefits of a worthless drug."

biostitute by CynicalGeek May 25, 2006

Bantitude 

The magnitude of banter in a conversation.

I don't think you understand the bantitude of the situation!

Bantitude by Kingfisher_Lads October 25, 2010

Bastette 

A motherless child.

Trevor doesn't celebrate Mother's Day ever since his mom o.d.'ed on crack, now he's a Bastette.

Bastette by Maximus Husqvarna January 25, 2017