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Firewhips (also fire whip) are among the most spectacular and dangerous fire performance implements in use.

While popularized in the world of fantasy novels and role-playing games, firewhips do actually exist. In reality they are made of braided Kevlar or other similar aramid fiber, and a metal handle. These fibers are critical because they can withstand extremely high heat and remain flexible and strong.

The firewhip is soaked in a petroleum distillate like Coleman stove fuel and ignited. When the whip is cracked the fuel spray creates a fireball.

A skilled firewhip user can throw a fireball 10-15 feet and hit a target with a high degree of accuracy. Unskilled users light themselves on fire and can potentially die horrible screaming deaths.
He lit up the stage with his firewhip.
firewhip by fireninja June 18, 2006

ninja skills 

High level abilities bordering on super-natural. Not necessarily a reference to fighting ability, but can refer to any skill.
ninja skills by fireninja October 24, 2003
the Yak killed my father and brother and I had to come to the states.
Yak by fireninja October 24, 2003

biostitute 

In envoronmental law, an expert wittness, usually a biologist, who will say whatever you pay him to.
that fucking biostitute testified that petrolium is good for wildlife.
biostitute by fireninja October 24, 2003