Baristatute

A barista who knows how to cup both your balls and your mocha. Generally are found at Starbucks or Seattle's Best, but the best and hottest are found in Italy. Baristatutes also can handle warm liquids in or around their face.

That baristatute really frothed my milk.

by Pety April 23, 2008

Baristatude

A Barista (coffee maker) expressing attitude. Typically found in 'third wave' coffee venues - Baristatude can mirror arrogance, intellectual elitism and various other cultural prejudices, ultimately expressed as less 'customer service' and more a side order of distain and contempt.

I asked the barista what an Aeropress was, and he scoffed and explained it to me like i was a 4 year old. God damn that guy has serious baristatude

by The Gentleman Observer December 26, 2014

Barstitute

1. bartender that is also a prostitute.

2. A prostitue that frequents a local pub.

3. A loose bar patron (aka. The Welcome Wagon)

Brian and Sean and Chris have all slept with Cherry the Barstitute.

by diamondgirl453 September 27, 2010