Barmergency 

A word to describe a situation within the legal profession when Counsel need to be booked at the last minute.

Oh no, I've just realised that there is a hearing at 1pm today and I haven't booked Counsel. I've got a serious barmergency on my hands!

Barmergency by WherebyartthouRomeo April 28, 2011

Bromergency 

An event which is top priority involving your bro being in a state of emergency. When all things must be set aside for one bro to save another.

Dude, we have to go right now, Devin's car died. Its a total bromergency!

Bromergency by kkrzykdn June 14, 2010

beermergency 

When the beer supply in any type of social drinking situation becomes critically low, and replenishment is either impossible or extremely dificult. Thus creating a major buzzkill. Symptoms of a beermergency may include, panic, chaos, premature sobriety and all the girls/guys at the party becoming ugly again.

When we realized that we were critically low on beer, we knew we had a real beermergency on our hands.

beermergency by Woody Wood December 10, 2006

bowmergency 

A situation in where you have misplaced or do not have the appropriate bow to put in your daughters hair for a certain occasion.

Laurie: What do you mean you can't find the snoflake bow?!?
Travis: I don't know. I just can't find it.
Laurie: Oh my gosh travis what have you done! Now we have a bowmergency on our hands!

bowmergency by HeatherkGood February 4, 2009

beermergency 

The realization that a valuable beer you have in stock will soon go bad and you have too many to drink all of them in an appropriate time frame.

I cracked open a beer that one month ago, waited in a sleet storm for 3 hours to get. The beer is changing dramatically. I did an immediate on hands count, and declared a beermergency. We must drink this beer before it goes bad!!

beermergency by beertunity January 6, 2015

Beermergency 

A pilot declares this (like declaring an emergency) so he can proceed direct to his destination and drink beer at the bar ASAP because if he is delayed at all, he legally can't drink because he has to fly early the next morning (pilots may not drink any alcohol during the 8 hour period before flying).

Pilot: Delta 1965 declaring a beermergency and proceeding direct Portland.

ATC: Delta 1965, I understand you are declaring a beermergency. Cleared direct Portland. Do you need any other assistance?

Pilot: Delta 1965 also requests maximum forward speed.

ATC: Delta 1965, approved as requested.

Beermergency by PDX Pilot 1 January 12, 2012