Barkument

When dogs or animals that can bark get into an argument, it becomes a Barkument

Bark - Argument

"My dog got into a barkument with the neighbours dog over the fence."

by shiba inuu January 22, 2020

Blackument

a) When a black person is in the wrong, but can't see why, so thinks they are being picked on simply because of their skin colour.

b) When a black person tries to bring their reputation as an agressor into an argument to try and win.

a) Black woman overtakes a queue of traffic by driving on wrong side of road. Then, is met by a car coming towards her that won't move out the way to let her continue to jump the queue. She can't see why she isn't getting her own way, so presumes she is a victim of racism. A blackument ensues.

b) Black man decides he wants to steal a bike by accusing the white owner of stealing it from him first. He gets in the owners face and intimidates them until they give in and lose their property, or more white people get envolved and the black man runs away.

by ColourBlind August 10, 2012

Barkumungous

When something grows at an exponential rate every second is considered to be barkumungous.

"Vegeta, what does the scouter say about Barkume's foot size."

"It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!"

"His foot must be barkumungous!!"

by Ihavebigfeet October 7, 2009

Arkument

A toxic conversation relating to Ark: Survival Evolved.

Had a bad Arkument with an admin earlier. Got red-gunned.

by Animonger March 2, 2021

bargument

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.

We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.

by GrantG July 7, 2007

Bargument

An argument at a bar over a question with no right or wrong answer. Often involves sports, television and sex.

"We had a bargument last night for two hours over whether a lion could beat a bear in a fight."

by lionwins January 3, 2009

Brargument

a "bro" - "argument" usually involving alcohol

Killian: "Dude WTF? Where are the fucking coals? You said you were going to get them. Are you fucking serious?"
Trevor: "No you said that you got em"
Andrew: "Guys, enough with this brargument"

by manup October 26, 2009