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bargument 

A debate (on any subject) which takes place in a bar or tavern and is primarily caused by just the right amount of booze.
We got into a bargument over who is more fuckable: Nicole Ritchie or Skeletor.
bargument by GrantG July 7, 2007

Carbument 

When people argue about Carbonated substance names or tastes.
Ex 1: Jim and Mark argue about Dr. Pepper and Mountain Dew, which one tasting better, until Mark bashes Jim's head in and yells "EXTREME" as he drinks his dew. Then they turn off the Xbox and go to their mommies. Then they resume their Carbument.

Ex 2: Jim and Mark argue about whether Soda or Pop is the correct term for cola until Mark bashes Jim's head in and gets put to death since he's in Texas which is in the area people say soda.

Bargument 

An argument at a bar over a question with no right or wrong answer. Often involves sports, television and sex.
"We had a bargument last night for two hours over whether a lion could beat a bear in a fight."
Bargument by lionwins January 3, 2009

Brargument 

a "bro" - "argument" usually involving alcohol
Killian: "Dude WTF? Where are the fucking coals? You said you were going to get them. Are you fucking serious?"
Trevor: "No you said that you got em"
Andrew: "Guys, enough with this brargument"
Brargument by manup October 26, 2009

blargument 

Its the term for when two or more people have an argument
via blogging.
guy: "hey man i hated your blog"
guy2: "fuck you i saw that stupid blog reply"
guy: "you stupid fuck, we are having a blargument"
blargument by *rainbow* December 9, 2008

Burgumentum 

A word used by his 4 supporters when Doug Burgum gets 1% of the vote in the 2024 republican primary
Clown 1 : Doug Burgum got 0.69% in Iowa. Burgumentum baby!

Clown 2 : Bruh.
Burgumentum by kylekulinskifan August 10, 2023
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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