bafume

A person with little to no intelligence

“If you don’t know the story of Adam and Eve, you’re such a bafume!”

by Ja 3yn jaydo September 30, 2023

Baumes

The semen that squirts out of a woman's anus after anal sex.

Did you leak any Baumes onto my carpet?

by rakkasan August 5, 2008

Baumer day

A "Baumer day" includes staying home instead of going to school for a list of various reasons. Including but not limited to: Late hockey game, lost a hockey game, too much work to do, had to work the night before, or even just wanted to take a day off.

Griffen: hey guys have you seen Chris?
Kevin: Nah i think hes taking a Baumer day

by I Like Baseball ! January 20, 2011

Baumed

Being baumed is having been fucked between the inner thighs instead of in the pussy. The girls lays on her side and lubes up her thighs and the guy proceeds to fuck them.

He didn't fuck me last night cause of my crabs, so he baumed me instead

by kcsoccer1121 May 2, 2010

baumeister

You sneeze so hard you shit your pants.

Normally happens along with goat butt (shit so much your asshole puckers up).

I tried to hold in my sneeze but i ended up baumeistering

by Rofifo December 18, 2011

baumer

a thorough ass raping

Bend over my friend because this test is about to give you a baumer.

by Jumpoff October 21, 2004

Baumer

1) a clown
2) a fool
3) one who acts superior to others
4) one who lies about benefits/ attributes to make others happy for him/ impressed by him/ proud of him/ intimidated by him
5) one with body parts (legs, arms, lips, etc.) that are extra long and lanky to intimidate others

This damn joke has been Baumering me all day and its really aggravating!

I can't stand all the Baumering, it makes me stupider!

He is such a Baumer!

by Jbweedler May 20, 2011