Barfoot 

A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.

"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"

"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."

Barfoot by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006

barefooting

To walk around barefoot, a verb

I Love barefooting in the park & on the lawn!

barefooting by Starchylde January 15, 2015

barefooter

one who loves to have bare feet everywhere

I know this girl who's a barefooter for sure.

barefooter by tongestin March 24, 2010

bagfoot 

A species of biped reported to roam the forests of southeastern Ohio. Bagfoots inhabit the licorice fields where they prefer a solitary existence. However, encroaching settlement is reported to stir them from hiding. The bagfoot is inaudible at close quarters, but from far away the screeching tones of his bagpipe feet rend the air. The bagfoot's body is encased in a dark, leathery gingerbread flesh. His head is 2-dimensional and circular with a line for a mouth, which, when opened, reveals a sharklike arrangement of fangs. The bagfoot wears a lead hat with a tungsten band and a sweater vest. He can speak and understand only song titles. He carries people away from campfires and holds them hostage in the licorice fields.

Bagfoot, please don't stand so close to me.

bagfoot by Momus Naso February 25, 2011

Barefoot one sock bandit 

A man who has one sock on his cock and none on his feet who wears a mask over his face and no other clothes. He steals the anal virginity of any poor soul that dares step foot in the Oneida varsity locker room.

Bryson Carinci: I was taking a shower and the barefoot one sock bandit came in and stole my anal virginity.
Zack Smithson: yo no way that happened to me last Tuesday and I think I’m gay now!

Barefoot one sock bandit by Bailey Boyer September 30, 2021

Going barefoot 

This is the feeling you get after leaving an uncomfortable relationship or job and doing something that makes you happy. The old situation is like uncomfortable boots!

I hated that job so now I feel like I am going barefoot in new grass!

Going barefoot by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2021

barfoofinous

completely unnecessary to the point of being ridiculous

They were told to bring their two-year-old son to the hospital by 6 AM for his surgery, but they spent the better part of two hours just waiting in a kids' playroom. The boy's mother commented that it was barfoofinous that they had been told to come in so early.

barfoofinous by Palaver June 7, 2005