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bearfoot • Bear Footless • Barfoot • beerfoot • Sarah Bear Foot • bean footage • Bear Food • beer footing
Sarah Bear Foot
When you get dirty, black feet indoors regardless of whether you've been wearing socks, shoes, or just taken a shower. This pedestrian condition is quite contagious in that you can develop "the dirty foot" just by being in close proximity with an afflicted carrier.
Showers are of no avail. Sarah Bear Foot scoffs at shower scrubs and pumice stones. All barefoot trespassers beware.
Showers are of no avail. Sarah Bear Foot scoffs at shower scrubs and pumice stones. All barefoot trespassers beware.
Sarah was often confused with a circus entertainer that walked barefoot on hot coals. It turns out she just had a bad case of Sarah Bear Foot.
Sarah Bear Foot by Slap Bet Commissioner July 10, 2012
Barfoot
A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.
"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"
"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."
"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."
Barfoot by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006
beerfoot
(n) The state of one's foot when they are not paying attention and a friend intentionally spills beer on their bare foot (with or without sandal).
(v) To beerfoot. To intentionally spill beer on a friend's food when they are not paying attention.
(v) To beerfoot. To intentionally spill beer on a friend's food when they are not paying attention.
(n) When Matt's head was turned, Jared proceeded to give him beerfoot.
(v) "Dude, don't you beerfoot me!"
(v) "Dude, don't you beerfoot me!"
beerfoot by StephanieY October 31, 2007
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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