Bearfoot

The act of shoving ur bare/naked foot into the rectum of a bear, thus having a bear on your foot. Can also be used to describe a sexual act of similair nature, only with another human being

My foot was cold. So I went and perfomed bearfoot.

by mhao92 February 5, 2013

bearfoot

(n.): the foot of a bear. Often indicates a big foot. A misspelling of barefoot.

That guy has a bearfoot; kill him.

by choey January 18, 2004

Sarah Bear Foot

When you get dirty, black feet indoors regardless of whether you've been wearing socks, shoes, or just taken a shower. This pedestrian condition is quite contagious in that you can develop "the dirty foot" just by being in close proximity with an afflicted carrier.

Showers are of no avail. Sarah Bear Foot scoffs at shower scrubs and pumice stones. All barefoot trespassers beware.

Sarah was often confused with a circus entertainer that walked barefoot on hot coals. It turns out she just had a bad case of Sarah Bear Foot.

by Slap Bet Commissioner July 10, 2012

Barfoot

A Barfoot is an inhumanely large piece of poop. The sheer girth of the fece makes you wonder as to how a person's anus can dilate to such a degree. Some have theorized that an abnormally large, Barfoot-type anus may be genetically linked through promiscius anal sex of the Barfooter's mother. More likely however, the Barfooter's anus has been repeatedly expanded through penetration of large objects such as horse cocks, baseball bats, and possibly wine bottles.

"Dude, did you see that Barfoot floating around the shitter? That guy must have an asshole like a clown's pocket!"

"That slut takes it up the Hershey Highway so much, she must drop mad Barfoots."

by Gerald Smith June 1, 2006

beerfoot

(n) The state of one's foot when they are not paying attention and a friend intentionally spills beer on their bare foot (with or without sandal).

(v) To beerfoot. To intentionally spill beer on a friend's food when they are not paying attention.

(n) When Matt's head was turned, Jared proceeded to give him beerfoot.

(v) "Dude, don't you beerfoot me!"

by StephanieY October 31, 2007