barktard

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A dog who barks relentlessly.

Our neighbors got one ‘a them barktard dogs to drive us all insane.

barktard by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020

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brocktard

Someone who is involved in helping badgers but for some reason (possibly due to lack of sleep) has become mentally unfocussed.

Mark: "did you hear about Simon this morning? he reversed his car into a ditch and had to wake loads of people up to get out"
Alice: "what a brocktard."

brocktard by brock boy September 27, 2013

Related Words

BarackWards • Baraktard • Bracktard • Barackstar • blacktard • backtard • Barackadonk • BarackstarObama • Baracktrack • barktard

BarackWards

1 a: The Obama version of "Backwards." b: Taking an action first without laying out a plan or doing groundwork. c: Pushing forward blindly without first examining details, blueprints, or instructions. d: Leaping without first looking.

BarackWards - An example is Nancy Pelosi's recent remark regarding health care:
"But we have to pass the (health care) bill so that you can find out what is in it."

Something which is BarackWards is taking an action first, and then looking at the details.

BarackWards by georgetoon March 10, 2010

Bracktard

A reference to Roger Goodell in his younger years. In today's terms, a Bracktard is someone who would be a terrible commissioner of a fantasy football league, imposing ridiculous rules and not including a waiver wire.

"What are you Bracktarded?"

"Never go full Bracktard."

Bracktard by God Hates You July 22, 2014

backtard

A back-seat driver who gives mindless advice when lost.

Steve exclaims: "DUDE! Get off here! NO, Take a right".

Allen Retorts: Shut it backtard!

backtard by corrupto December 9, 2004

Baracktrack

To renege on one's campaign promises once elected and inagurated.

Fearing an economic obamanation of epic proportions, the President-elect baracktracked on his promise to raise Capital Gains Taxes once elected.

Baracktrack by gbythac March 25, 2009

Baraktard

Anyone who lies about his or her abilities to be a leader.

Man: "Billy sure doesn't know how to shoot a gun, he shouldn't be our gang leader."

Dude: "yeah Billy is a baraktard."

Baraktard by Trab911 April 8, 2011

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026