Bread made from the bones of a thousand anons, Meat carved from the flesh of a Troll roasted over open flames, Cheese curdled by subjects too controversial to be mentioned, Vegetables grown in the Lurkers Lair, Bacon cooked in the grease from those who live in mothers basement, Mustard ground from the tongue of spammers, Mayonnaise whipped by the fallen seeking redemption that shall never come, assembled by the hand of MOD it is the ultimate weapon against those that break the rules and shall be forever shunned and feared by those who seek to cause misery upon the internet. For it serves no further purpose.
Troll: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Mod: Certainly, here's your banwich!
User:is it gone?
Mod: Yes, gone to Banland where it belongs.
User:Hooray!
Mod: Certainly, here's your banwich!
User:is it gone?
Mod: Yes, gone to Banland where it belongs.
User:Hooray!
by Sypoth May 14, 2011
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After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.
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A Bantichrist is someone who manages to kill a conversation that has good banter. Their mere presence may create an awkward, perhaps even angry, silence.
Guy 1: "Hey, guys, knock knock!" The Bantichrist: "Someone get the door!" *Silence* Guy 1: "Ahem..."
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the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.
To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.
To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.
Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.
U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.
U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.
by intarwabulous December 9, 2005
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