bandwich

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.

After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.

by ryzhyk March 11, 2018

bandwich

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.

Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.

by intarwabulous December 9, 2005

Bandwich

The delicious combination of a bagel and a sandwich.
Used primarily in lunches where only limited tupperware is available. Also used to make interesting combinations of cream cheese, jelly and peanut butter.

Cubby enjoyed a bandwich at lunch arguing that cream cheese and PB&J totally worked together.

by Ybbuc Noodas December 1, 2011

Bandwich

Getting gangbanged by a boyband.

I just got bandwiched by One Direction.

by JL_rangel11 January 24, 2014

Bandwich

Someone who is an attention seeking whore

Omg you’re such a Bandwich

by YourNansToeNail November 9, 2018

trappin out the bandwith

Trappin out the bandwith means to illegally download music from illegitimate websites. This usually comes about by not wanting to pay for albums, streaming services or online vendors. Thus you use your internet to download music.

"Drakes new album came out but i only fuck with 3 songs so im going to be trappin out the bandwith this weekend and listen to it in the car"

by Officialcandid May 27, 2016

blandwich

A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.

Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"

Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."

by GoldTeefPimp August 27, 2013