Bamwich 

Deli meat and cheese rolled up together for a quick snack.

Origin: When you're hungry for a sandwich, but the bread is way over in the other cupboard...and the idea of getting out utensils to spread something seems overwhelming ... Just grab the only items you really wanted anyway and roll them together - BAM!

Yeah, I'm heading out the door now.

Just let me make a quick bamwich cause I'm starving.

Bamwich by a.lander December 19, 2017

bambichrist 

A nickname for the herbal liquor and "nectar of the gods" also known as Jägermeister, derived from it's label which depicts the head of a stag with a glowing cross between the antlers.

Still heaving and hunched over, Carlos realized that it was that last shot of Bambichrist that did him in.

bambichrist by Jack Van Houten May 16, 2006

Banwich 

Bread made from the bones of a thousand anons, Meat carved from the flesh of a Troll roasted over open flames, Cheese curdled by subjects too controversial to be mentioned, Vegetables grown in the Lurkers Lair, Bacon cooked in the grease from those who live in mothers basement, Mustard ground from the tongue of spammers, Mayonnaise whipped by the fallen seeking redemption that shall never come, assembled by the hand of MOD it is the ultimate weapon against those that break the rules and shall be forever shunned and feared by those who seek to cause misery upon the internet. For it serves no further purpose.

Troll: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Mod: Certainly, here's your banwich!
User:is it gone?
Mod: Yes, gone to Banland where it belongs.
User:Hooray!

Banwich by Sypoth May 14, 2011

BambiChakra 

The sweetest girl on the planet to the people she loves. Takes no shit from anyone. About 5 ft even. Get on her bad side and she will cut you eyeball to asshole. Get on her good side and she will hold you dear for life.

BambiChakra gave that homeless guy $100 and then kicked him in the balls

BambiChakra by bcfan2022 June 18, 2022

Blamwich 

A home-made sandwich creation so delicious it deserves an exclamatory prefix.

My home-made Italian ain't no sandwich, it's a BLAMwich.

Blamwich by PorkNPussy October 2, 2016

bamäich

A Germanish Jewish Term for having Sex drunk after Bar Mitzwa.

OH Derek did you bamäich Charlotte last night?
-Yeah it was the best Bar Mitzwa possible!

bamäich by TommyMCTiTTY December 7, 2016

bagwich 

Stripey sock wearing, scab eater, classical car enthusiast who is into dogging and swinging parties. Has a fetish for women called kay

Oh there goes Bagwich again with his stripey socks, bet he’s on the way to bag which himself a kay

bagwich by Jizzypants6969 September 12, 2020