blanwich

getting a blowjob while making a sandwich

Dude, i got a blanwich for lunch.

by Q.sooners April 6, 2010

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blandwich

A sandwich that has little to no flavor, a sandwich that looks better on the menu than it actually is.

Billiam: "Hey bro, have you had the steak & cheese sandwich from Subway?"

Thackeray: "Why no I haven't, Billiam! I prefer eating good food instead of blandwiches."

by GoldTeefPimp August 27, 2013

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A bland sandwich, lacking flavour - tastes like dinner at an amish family.
Can be improved with Branston Pickle.

MUM I wanted a sandwich not a blandwich!
Put some mustard on that!

by The G Man September 10, 2004

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Bread made from the bones of a thousand anons, Meat carved from the flesh of a Troll roasted over open flames, Cheese curdled by subjects too controversial to be mentioned, Vegetables grown in the Lurkers Lair, Bacon cooked in the grease from those who live in mothers basement, Mustard ground from the tongue of spammers, Mayonnaise whipped by the fallen seeking redemption that shall never come, assembled by the hand of MOD it is the ultimate weapon against those that break the rules and shall be forever shunned and feared by those who seek to cause misery upon the internet. For it serves no further purpose.

Troll: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Mod: Certainly, here's your banwich!
User:is it gone?
Mod: Yes, gone to Banland where it belongs.
User:Hooray!

by Sypoth May 14, 2011

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