Bangwich 

When two penis-havers get a cute lil' sumpin' sumpin between them and make a big, sweaty, cum-covered flesh sandwich out of them. It's way hotter than that description, trust me.

"Hey Jim, that cute sumpin' sumpin' from down the block was giving me the yes. I think we have a chance at making ourselves a nice, steamy bangwich."

Bangwich by kjsdfvlksd August 27, 2025

bandwich 

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.

After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.

bandwich by ryzhyk March 11, 2018

bandwich 

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.

Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.

bandwich by intarwabulous December 9, 2005

Banwich 

Bread made from the bones of a thousand anons, Meat carved from the flesh of a Troll roasted over open flames, Cheese curdled by subjects too controversial to be mentioned, Vegetables grown in the Lurkers Lair, Bacon cooked in the grease from those who live in mothers basement, Mustard ground from the tongue of spammers, Mayonnaise whipped by the fallen seeking redemption that shall never come, assembled by the hand of MOD it is the ultimate weapon against those that break the rules and shall be forever shunned and feared by those who seek to cause misery upon the internet. For it serves no further purpose.

Troll: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Mod: Certainly, here's your banwich!
User:is it gone?
Mod: Yes, gone to Banland where it belongs.
User:Hooray!

Banwich by Sypoth May 14, 2011

Bandwich 

The delicious combination of a bagel and a sandwich.
Used primarily in lunches where only limited tupperware is available. Also used to make interesting combinations of cream cheese, jelly and peanut butter.

Cubby enjoyed a bandwich at lunch arguing that cream cheese and PB&J totally worked together.

Bandwich by Ybbuc Noodas December 1, 2011

Bandwich 

Getting gangbanged by a boyband.

I just got bandwiched by One Direction.

Bandwich by JL_rangel11 January 24, 2014

Bandwich 

Someone who is an attention seeking whore

Omg you’re such a Bandwich

Bandwich by YourNansToeNail November 9, 2018