bagwich

Stripey sock wearing, scab eater, classical car enthusiast who is into dogging and swinging parties. Has a fetish for women called kay

Oh there goes Bagwich again with his stripey socks, bet he’s on the way to bag which himself a kay

by Jizzypants6969 September 12, 2020

Banwich

Bread made from the bones of a thousand anons, Meat carved from the flesh of a Troll roasted over open flames, Cheese curdled by subjects too controversial to be mentioned, Vegetables grown in the Lurkers Lair, Bacon cooked in the grease from those who live in mothers basement, Mustard ground from the tongue of spammers, Mayonnaise whipped by the fallen seeking redemption that shall never come, assembled by the hand of MOD it is the ultimate weapon against those that break the rules and shall be forever shunned and feared by those who seek to cause misery upon the internet. For it serves no further purpose.

Troll: Get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!
Mod: Certainly, here's your banwich!
User:is it gone?
Mod: Yes, gone to Banland where it belongs.
User:Hooray!

by Sypoth May 14, 2011

Bagwhich

Is it a sandwich? is it a bagel? No one knows.

Keira ate a bagwhich with Turkey at lunch every day

by Salamanda October 23, 2019

bagwitch

A bag lady, crackwhore, smackwitch or the like.

That old bagwitch had been dead under that dumpster for a week! Jeeezusss KeehRiste what a smell!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Bamwich

Deli meat and cheese rolled up together for a quick snack.

Origin: When you're hungry for a sandwich, but the bread is way over in the other cupboard...and the idea of getting out utensils to spread something seems overwhelming ... Just grab the only items you really wanted anyway and roll them together - BAM!

Yeah, I'm heading out the door now.

Just let me make a quick bamwich cause I'm starving.

by a.lander December 19, 2017

Bangwich

When two penis-havers get a cute lil' sumpin' sumpin between them and make a big, sweaty, cum-covered flesh sandwich out of them. It's way hotter than that description, trust me.

"Hey Jim, that cute sumpin' sumpin' from down the block was giving me the yes. I think we have a chance at making ourselves a nice, steamy bangwich."

by kjsdfvlksd August 27, 2025