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bante

Bante is a ship name between Dante Albidone and Blake Talabis that play in the Netflix series “The Umbrella Academy
“bante is real!!”
by five’s axe January 24, 2021
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Bante

🅱️itch 🅰️ss ni🅱️🅱️a. This ni🅱️🅱️a is a hoe but only for big papi. He’ll bend over anytime requested and is even willing to give lap dances if requested in Spanish.
That hoe is being a real bante
by 🅱️ig Papi November 21, 2019
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Bantersauross

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021
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bandersnap

A machine gun like release of pent up gas.
Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.
by Tennisbum February 3, 2010
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magnus bane

an amazing warlock from cassandra clare's the mortal instruments series. he also appears in the infernal devices and the bane chronicles.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.
magnus bane throughout the whole series; fab.
by supertrash September 14, 2016
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the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.
by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015
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The Bane

Halfway through sexual activities, you get up and turn the light off.

After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.

When she replies 'no', you proceed to say

"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face
"We tried to mix it up last night, did The Bane, ended my 5 year marriage"
by TheBaneMaster May 17, 2014
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