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Bante is a ship name between Dante Albidone and Blake Talabis that play in the Netflix series “The Umbrella Academy
“bante is real!!”
bante by five’s axe January 24, 2021
Words you can keep
🅱️itch 🅰️ss ni🅱️🅱️a. This ni🅱️🅱️a is a hoe but only for big papi. He’ll bend over anytime requested and is even willing to give lap dances if requested in Spanish.
That hoe is being a real bante
Bante by 🅱️ig Papi November 21, 2019
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Bantersauross 

Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"

"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
Bantersauross by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021

bandersnap 

A machine gun like release of pent up gas.
Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.
bandersnap by Tennisbum February 3, 2010

magnus bane 

an amazing warlock from cassandra clare's the mortal instruments series. he also appears in the infernal devices and the bane chronicles.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.
magnus bane throughout the whole series; fab.
magnus bane by supertrash September 14, 2016

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

The Bane 

Halfway through sexual activities, you get up and turn the light off.

After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.

When she replies 'no', you proceed to say

"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face
"We tried to mix it up last night, did The Bane, ended my 5 year marriage"
The Bane by TheBaneMaster May 17, 2014
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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