bante
Bante is a ship name between Dante Albidone and Blake Talabis that play in the Netflix series “The Umbrella Academy”
“bante is real!!”
bante by five’s axe January 24, 2021
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Bantersauross
Despite having the word 'banter' in its name, someone described as a Bantersauross have no banter whatsoever. In fact, they are usually the brunt of the jokes.
"That was funny! I've got great banter"
"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
"Yeah...definitely Mr. Bantersauross. Although you've definitely got Squaids"
Bantersauross by SlimSquaidy May 31, 2021
bandersnap
Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.
bandersnap by Tennisbum February 3, 2010
magnus bane
an amazing warlock from cassandra clare's the mortal instruments series. he also appears in the infernal devices and the bane chronicles.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.
magnus bane by supertrash September 14, 2016
the bane of my existence
Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.
This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.
Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.
Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.
Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.
The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.
Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.
The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.
Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.
the bane of my existence by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015
The Bane
Halfway through sexual activities, you get up and turn the light off.
After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.
When she replies 'no', you proceed to say
"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face
After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.
When she replies 'no', you proceed to say
"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face
The Bane by TheBaneMaster May 17, 2014
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