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banana tits 

tits that sag then swoop up like bananas
that chick has some gross banana tits.
banana tits by Anonymous October 9, 2003

Banana Tits 

when a womans tits are saggy and coned shaped and they look like a pair of banana's, this usually starts hapening to women around the ages of 30-50
Man her mom is a milf while your mom has a pair of banana tits
Banana Tits by Mike Andriello October 24, 2003

banana tits 

a) a pair of breasts with a large gap in between them, usually features nipples that protrude in opposite directions

b) bowling term for a 7 - 9 split (banana tits left) or an 8 - 10 split (banana tits right)
a) ...and he picks up the banana tits left for the spare and the championship!
banana tits by TC September 26, 2003

Banana Tits 

Amber is a dirty sweat hog with some nasty banana tits! Put it on red zone!!!
Banana Tits by Rabbi Hitler June 29, 2023
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026