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two-five

derogatory term for security guards... from 5-0 (slang for police)

Two-five kicked me outta the food court for NO REASON, yo.

by TC September 26, 2003

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Town in North-East of England. Home to Middlesbrough Football Club aka the Boro (pronounced bu-ra). Highest rate of teenage pregancy in Britain and approx 99% of council homes are occupied by single mothers of 1/2/3/4/5 children, who have Sky+ installed and a wide screen plasma TV.

Single mother: Fuck off for half an hour you little fucks, I got a client coming round at 9. And take ya little brother with ya, I don't want him walking in on me while i'm working like last time.

by TC January 25, 2005

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sump

v. To clean a piece of cookware by water only. Afterwards, drinking the water.

"To conserve water on the camping trip. The group sumped their dishes."

by TC October 12, 2004

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I'd Hit it

Vernacular. Expresses a desire to have sexual relations, usually from the dominant/giving aspect rather than the submissive/receiving one. Implies a lack of personal respect / emotional investment for the person to be "hit." Exact phrase is necessary to carry the meaning. Division, alteration or attempt to use in a literal sense may result in misunderstanding and ridicule.

Common mistakes are made when refering to "a hit" as in a dose of a (usually illegal) non-food chemical compound, or physically striking an object. In such cases, it is preferable to use the actual word for the object to be "hit" over the pronoun "it."

Right: "That girl over there? Yeah, I'd hit it."

Wrong: "Who has the bong? I'd hit it!"

by TC April 12, 2005

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