snow banking 

The act of banking on not having school because of a snowy forecast. At the very least this will usually consist of doing absolutely no work for the next day. Other options include: staying up later than usual, playing in the victory snow, staying at someone else's house, drinking, and other various activities. This glorious activity can be carried out by both students and teachers. The less snow called for, the more exciting the snow banking is.

Disclaimer: Snow banking can only truly occur if the snow banker has no knowledge of an actual snow day yet

Derek: How is that paper coming along that's due tomorrow?
Cam: I'm not working on it, I'm over at Conor's
Derek: How will you get it done before tomorrow then?
Cam: It doesn't matter. They're calling for a half inch of snow overnight. I'm snow banking. Hard.

snow banking by christmas ham February 20, 2011

Banksin' it 

1. To go off in the woods at night with an older gay man for the purpose of talking about "art".

2. To piss or shit oneself due to alcohol/mucinex intake.

3. To lose every friend you have due to unacceptable behavior and then blame it on someone who "stole your friends"

4. To have a delusional relationship with someone you've never met over the internet. Who in reality, hates you.

1. "Where is that dude at?"
"He's banksin' it with some gay guy."

2. "Dude, I really have to piss."
"Just banks it, man."

3. "Wow man, he really told you that you stole his friends?"
"Yeah dude, he's just banksin' it."

4. "My buddy is getting a movie deal, thanks to his Internet girlfriend."
"Ah, he's just banksin' it."

Banksin' it by TheDoktorJ December 22, 2009

Comma Banking 

Moving money with at least one comma in the amount.

You gotta love doing some comma banking; money numbers with commas feel good to the fiscal soul.

Comma Banking by Danny Durden November 20, 2020

Postal Banking 

Many countries currently offer banking with their local post offices.

This was already a thing in the United States from 1911 to 1967 when the US Post Office offered some basic banking and lending services.

Currently the US Post Office can only cash Treasury checks and issue money orders, but if Postal Banking returns, it would be a non profit banking option that provides a variety of banking and lending services.

If interest rates get capped at the proposed 15%, won’t banks just refuse to lend to new/high risk clients?

Probably, but Postal Banking is non profit and as such can offer low-cost low-dollar loans at rates that banks don’t want to.

Postal Banking by XDefineThingsX May 11, 2019

Clam Banking 

Similar to clam baking, but instead of hot boxing your car or other small space (such as a shed, porta-potty, etc.), you and your friends haze up a small banking booth. Very illegal and extremely hard to pull off because you have to insert your own bank ID card to gain access to the booth, and because there is almost always a security camera in the booth. This only makes things more exciting, and is definitely something worth bragging about if you can pull it off somehow.

NOTE: It is not necessary to withdraw funds from your account while clam banking, but it can add some fun to your experience as you struggle to remember your password while smoke floats in front of your face.

The other day I was riding around with Johnny and two bitches and we were looking for a place to smoke. We saw a Bank of America booth in a parking lot and went clam banking. The booth was so smoked up we couldn't even see the security camera!

Clam Banking by Not That Khed April 20, 2011

Thot banishing day 

A national day to banish thots to the thot realm, using the spell "bippity boppity boo, to the thot realm I banish you"

" Hey did you see that thot?"
"Yeah I banished her to the thot realm for the day"
"Why'd you do that?"

"Because it's national thot banishing day"

Thot banishing day by The thot banisher September 14, 2017

West Banking 

A situation where the person you're sleeping next to in bed slowly occupies more and more of the bed throughout the night until you've been pushed all the way to the edge, leaving you with very little of what was once your side.

I didn't get any sleep last night because Brooke's pregnant and she tossed and turned, almost West Banking me off the bed.

West Banking by Mr. Barista January 15, 2011