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Banishing The White Demons 

A male Jerking Off, Pounding Pud, Five Knuckle Shuffle, Stroking It, Playing The Skin Flute, Beating Off
Billy was banishing the white demons to an erotic photograph on the internet.

Banishing Demons 

A Gamer's term for the act of taking a really long and extremely putrid shit. Usually split into two parts, striking the legions down into the Abyss ( the toilet), and The banishment (the Flush).
The DM: "Banishing demons again?"

The player: "Yeah, it's so bad in there, I think I banished Demogoron."
Banishing Demons by Gamer Kind March 23, 2011

Banishing Thirst 

The Banishing Thirst is an only born disease where the patient is not aloud to touch a living soul. The patient will have to be at least 6ft apart from another person. Or have to be put in a room away from human contact.

This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)

There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water, as well as the rest of the body. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.
"The banishing Thirst is more a curse than a disease" I say while crying in the silent empty room I know to well.
Banishing Thirst by Yaoi95 June 2, 2022

Banishing Thirst 

The Banishing Thirst is an only born disease where the patient is not aloud to touch a living soul. The patient will have to be at least 6ft apart from another person. Or have to be put in a room from any human contact.

This disease can cause savior touch starvation to the patient and try to touch anyone they can see. The diseases will also cause depression, monophobia (fear of being left alone), anxiety, separation anxiety, Agoraphobia (fear of leaving the place you call a safe haven), Insomnia, anthropophobia (fear of people)

There is unfortunately no cure for this illness. If touched on a specific area that part of the body will slowly disappear like water. If the patient wishes to be touched they will either choose their parents, friend, or their crush.
"This banishing Thirst is more a curse than a disease" I say while crying in the silent room I know too well.
Banishing Thirst by Yaoi95 June 2, 2022

Thot banishing day 

A national day to banish thots to the thot realm, using the spell "bippity boppity boo, to the thot realm I banish you"
" Hey did you see that thot?"
"Yeah I banished her to the thot realm for the day"
"Why'd you do that?"

"Because it's national thot banishing day"

Dirty Banishing 

A man giving himself golden showers while hiding in the neighbor's bushes
No, that's not a sprinkler. He's dirty banishing himself
Dirty Banishing by Bazillus November 22, 2022
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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