Bandjob

When you have sex with a musical instrument

That dude gave his trumpet a real bandjob

by Bigkahuna580 August 14, 2018

crash bandijob

A Crash Bandijob is the act of receiving a Blow Job while playing the video game Crash Bandicoot. Any version of the Crash Bandicoot games is acceptable for a Crash Bandijob but it is recommended to play the second one since that is without a doubt the best of the series. If you disagree please with the previous statement please write a minimum 500 word essay concerncing why you think the other Crash Bandicoots are superior to the second and shove it up your ass.

Gina came over last night for a Crash Bandijob...I made it to level 4.

by corndoink December 9, 2010

Blandjob

The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week

Steven: so u get laid last night?
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 1, 2008

Bandjo

When a Member of a Marching Band Receives A Blowjob while wearing His Shako (Marching Band Hat)

Why is Devon walking around so proud of himself.

Dude didn't you hear? He got a Bandjo on the Band Trip last week.

Lucky Bastard

by Bestmarty October 21, 2009

Bankjob

A fetish of sorts. Like a handjob, but girl wraps the dollar bill around the penis.

Girl: "So, what do you want me to do to you."
Boy: "Give me a Bankjob."
Girl: "I only have coins, is that okay?"
Boy: "That sounds... Just awful"

by a1staek October 16, 2011

blandjob

A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.

(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob

bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull

That prostitute only gave me a blandjob! I want my money back.

by X13 November 13, 2006

band job

An action usually reserved for the "band slut," i.e. the most promiscuous girl in the school band, where she proceeds to give oral sex to every other member.

- "Did you hear that girl Angela gave a band job?"
- "Wow. I guess the flute's not all she's good at."

by jl91 December 15, 2008