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blandjob
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lazy
blowjob that eventually turns into a
handjob
.
(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob
bland
- /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull
That
prostitute
only gave me a blandjob! I want my
money
back
.
blandjob
by
X13
November 13, 2006
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