Blandjob

The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week

Steven: so u get laid last night?
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 2, 2008

Blandjob

The act of giving a hand-heavy blowjob that results in boredom.

Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.

I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.

This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.

by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009

Blandjob

A lazy and boring handjob with no enthusiasm

Giving someone a blandjob is one way to make sure you won’t see them naked again.

by Faster Redhead October 31, 2017

Blandjob

A blowjob that ends in a handjob instead of ending by cumming in the partners mouth.

I thought I was in for a hell of a blowjob but she pulled back and it ended up being a blandjob.

by Darkling Penguin February 16, 2008

blandjob

A lazy blowjob that eventually turns into a handjob.

(Blow + Hand) + Job = BlandJob

bland - /blænd/ (adjective):
lacking in special interest, liveliness, individuality, etc.; insipid; dull

That prostitute only gave me a blandjob! I want my money back.

by X13 November 13, 2006

blandjob

When a face is drawn on the index finger and thumb and the motion resembles the opening and closing of a mouth and creates the appearance of a hand-face giving a blowjob.

"Man that blandjob my girlfriend gave me was really awesome last night~!"

by JJ_McJ May 9, 2008

Blandjob

A "Blandjob" isn't a hand-job or a blow-job it's somewhere in between.

it's when someone says "I love giving blowjobs"... your hopes are high and then it begins, with a hand at first, a bit of mouth in the middle and then when you're about to cum they pull away like its corrosive acid and finish you off by hand this is a "Blandjob"

by Mr.unfortunate June 25, 2023