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A bare back blow job. A blow job without a condom.
Mary Sue gave John a baldjob behind the bowling ally one day.
baldjob by AnTi_mTtr March 19, 2008
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A bare back blow job. A blow job without a condom.
Mary Sue gave John a baldjob behind the bowling ally one day.
baldjob by AnTi_mTtr March 19, 2008
When you rub your pussy juices all over your bald partners head, so it becomes shiny and waxy
Person 1: wow! Your bald head is so shiny, how did you do it
Person 2: my wife gives me a baldjob
Person 1: awesome sauce!!!
Mr.beast: hey
Baldjob by Murrphilosopher December 27, 2024
Like a titjob but with your balls.
"Homie over here gave me a good ass balljob"
Balljob by Streetsmartsteve June 11, 2020
Licking or sucking of the scrotum and testicles.
"Elizabeth gives a better balljob than a blowjob."
balljob by Paul Ellis January 15, 2006
When you have sex with a musical instrument
That dude gave his trumpet a real bandjob
Bandjob by Bigkahuna580 August 14, 2018
Although commonly oral stimulation of the scrotum, can also refer to a female using her feet on the "balls."
That guys is really weird. He likes balljobs.
balljob by Paul Ellis January 19, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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