When you are beating the Louisville Cardinals in basketball and things seem to be going well and then Luke Hancock comes off the bench, drops 20 on you and you lose.

Witchita State and the Michigan Wolverines got Hancocked in the NCAA tournament.

Hancocked by BigFanUofL April 17, 2013

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Barocked

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.

Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."

Barocked by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009

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John Hancocked

To be "John Handcocked" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an individual across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory.

This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a California Tan boutique and hail from Appalachia.

Kristen: "Oh my god, you'll never believe what Paul did last night!"

Sarah: "What?"

Kristen: "He nutted in his hand and slapped me across the face with it!"

Sarah: "Oh fuck, Nathan has John Hancocked me all the time, it's not a big deal, he's just claiming what is his."

John Hancocked by Ugly Sweater December 12, 2010

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babcocked

Any trade where one party endures a shafting of biblical proportions.

The Raptors were 'babcocked' so hard in the Vince Carter trade.

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Banzacked

To be ridiculously/ outrageously drunk. To be hammered on alcohol. Severe alcohol intoxication. When you have very little blood in your alcohol system.

Tom:Oh my God Dan drank so much tequila last night
Jack:Yeah he got so banzacked!

Zack:Do you remember last night?
Ben: No dude I was f***ing banzacked!

Banzacked by danman86 December 22, 2008