Bantocked 

There's always that one guy in the football team that's face somehow seems to attract footballs to it as though it's magnetized. The word 'Bantocked!' is often loudly exclaimed in amusement by teammates when that ball-smashed-in-the-face moment occurs. The victim is a generally a perpetually sad watery eyed fellow that can be found in the pub afterwards soothing its red swollen proboscis in a cool pint.

He was well and truly bantocked in the face by that shot.
Ouch!, he was proper bantocked there.

Bantocked by five-bells-oracle November 14, 2019

Bamhocked

A degree of drunkenness higher than that of hamhocked in which one can no longer spell hamhocked and/or speak in complete sentences.

Jack: "Dis Jack, I'm not bamhocked."
Dan: "Exactly."

Bamhocked by MTRK December 23, 2014

Barocked 

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.

Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."

Barocked by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009

Bantock

1. Someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. Someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, "Runny-Nose."
3. Someone who can dish it out. But cannot take it.

Sam falls.

John: "Wow, that was a Bantock Moment!"

Sam: "I Know."

Bantock by Rooooza December 16, 2008

semi-buttocked 

Polite way of saying half-assed

This is really semi-buttocked work, Bob. We expect more of you.

semi-buttocked by Bumpyjonas April 11, 2017

Bantowned 

To go Ham and Die in World of Warcraft

I was pumping so much DPS till I Bantowned it

Bantowned by NoLimitSoja February 10, 2021

babcocked

Any trade where one party endures a shafting of biblical proportions.

The Raptors were 'babcocked' so hard in the Vince Carter trade.

babcocked by ka-bosh! April 2, 2007