Bamhocked

A degree of drunkenness higher than that of hamhocked in which one can no longer spell hamhocked and/or speak in complete sentences.

Jack: "Dis Jack, I'm not bamhocked."
Dan: "Exactly."

Bamhocked by MTRK December 23, 2014

Barocked 

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.

Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."

Barocked by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009

hamhocked 

Highest degree of drunkeness before death.

After my 14th white Russian I yacked my shit and realized I was hamhocked.

hamhocked by Herbie Hamhock June 6, 2003

babcocked

Any trade where one party endures a shafting of biblical proportions.

The Raptors were 'babcocked' so hard in the Vince Carter trade.

babcocked by ka-bosh! April 2, 2007

Bantocked 

There's always that one guy in the football team that's face somehow seems to attract footballs to it as though it's magnetized. The word 'Bantocked!' is often loudly exclaimed in amusement by teammates when that ball-smashed-in-the-face moment occurs. The victim is a generally a perpetually sad watery eyed fellow that can be found in the pub afterwards soothing its red swollen proboscis in a cool pint.

He was well and truly bantocked in the face by that shot.
Ouch!, he was proper bantocked there.

Bantocked by five-bells-oracle November 14, 2019

Barhockerfreund

A German word for a friend who is always there in case there is a bar fight and you need help swinging the bar stool.

I was not aware of the term, but in many of his unpublished works William Shakespeare tells of his raids with his barstool friends.

(Die Bezeichnung war mir nicht bewusst, aber in vielen seiner unveröffentlichten Werken erzählt William Shakespeare von seinen Raubzügen mit seinen Barhockerfreunden.)

Barhockerfreund by EDK4 March 28, 2023

Bancocked 

The art of assaulting a male's dick in any way

He was cheating on me so i bancocked that little bitch!

Bancocked by SlumpGod907 February 20, 2018