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Ballcockery 

An act of sexual mischief. Up to no good in a naughty fashion.
"I thought Marcus was me best mate, but he was up to all manner of ballcockery with me wife."

"Methinks Ted and Alice are engaged in acts of wanton ballcockery."

"Wouldst thou join me in a bit of ballcockery, love?"

Ballcockery by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009
Related Words
Any trade where one party endures a shafting of biblical proportions.
The Raptors were 'babcocked' so hard in the Vince Carter trade.
babcocked by ka-bosh! April 2, 2007

babockery 

Stupidity, dumbness. A generally bad situation.
Well that's just pure babockery, who could let that go through!
babockery by SandMasterMan July 17, 2023
To be relived of your duties and role before being able to start your duties and role.
Oh man, that coach was just babcocked for throwing a skate at that kid.
Babcocked by handsxmerob September 25, 2023

M. Babcocked 

The Art of Snipering a female from unsuspecting men.
Tim and his girlfriend were hanging out at a party till Steve came out of nowhere and M. Babcocked my women out from under me.

The art of Cock blocking and stealing other guys women.

I hate getting Babcocked.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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