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Any trade where one party endures a shafting of biblical proportions.
The Raptors were 'babcocked' so hard in the Vince Carter trade.
babcocked by ka-bosh! April 2, 2007
Words you can keep
To be relived of your duties and role before being able to start your duties and role.
Oh man, that coach was just babcocked for throwing a skate at that kid.
Babcocked by handsxmerob September 25, 2023

M. Babcocked 

The Art of Snipering a female from unsuspecting men.
Tim and his girlfriend were hanging out at a party till Steve came out of nowhere and M. Babcocked my women out from under me.

The art of Cock blocking and stealing other guys women.

I hate getting Babcocked.
A degree of drunkenness higher than that of hamhocked in which one can no longer spell hamhocked and/or speak in complete sentences.
Jack: "Dis Jack, I'm not bamhocked."
Dan: "Exactly."
Bamhocked by MTRK December 23, 2014

Barocked 

To suffer from either the intended or unintended consequences of policy decisions made by Barack Obama.
Employee A: "Did you see that the DOW has fallen 2500 points since Obama was elected?"
Employee B: "Unfortunately, yes. My 401(k) has officially been Barocked."

and,

Tim: "My uncle lost his job from the coal power plant when it bankrupted due to Obama's energy policy."
Joe: "Oh, your uncle just got Barocked!"

and,

Angela: "When I got that concussion from my car accident, I tried to find a doctor in the area, but all the hospitals were closed. I had to drive 300 miles across the state border to find a doctor who would take my government insurance."
Terry: "Oh my gosh, I got Barocked just like that last week! I wish the doctors would move back into our state and start taking our insurance, but that'll happen only when healthcare gets less socialized I guess."
Barocked by Chicago Politics February 23, 2009
Babcock is the art of talking shit about someone, or their abilities to others for the sole person of defaming or demorilizing the other person for personal gain.
Jerry told the hiring panel about Steve's past personnel complaints which were unfounded to discourage them from selecting him from getting the job. Hence, Steve was Babcocked by Jerry.

Mrs.Babcock

The most awesome teacher who fought cougars, bears, lions, tigers, ligers, aliens, heretics, kindergardeners, cocaine addicts, rugby players, nerds, olympians, The Rolling Stones, Oprah, the Spetznaz, Abe Lincoln, librarians, the late pope, Goliath, Taylor Lautner, Star Wars, Mariah Carey, Fro, gargoyles, oranatangs, and Nikita Khrushchev and won with only a toothpick and a lanyard.
don't even try to be a Mrs.Babcock. YOU WILL FAIL!
Mrs.Babcock by mostcooldudeva November 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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