Banam 

When someone forgor they put the lettuce in the freezer.

"Joey! What the fuck man? You just pulled the biggest Banam I've ever Seen!"
"Sheeeeit, my bad famslice. I'll do better next time!"

Banam by MilkInside December 24, 2021

Balamer 

n. In Baltimoron, this is the "home city" of Baltimore. While this is the usual spelling for the word, a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlamer." (Those of you in the Mid-West might pronounce the first "a" as a short a, and that would be incorrect.) Baltimore is frequently shortened further to "Balmer." Again, this is the accepted spelling, but a more correctly phonetic spelling would be "Bawlmer."

"Doen'cha knoe, I'm from Balamer,
'n' crabs is whut I'm eechin' feur!
Doen'cha knoe, Santa dear,
With sum cold crabs 'nd a beer,
It would be jus like a trip back to old Bal-tee-more,
Baaaaal-teeee-mooore!"
-- David DeBoy, 'Crabs For Christmas'

Balamer by Dan Weyandt April 9, 2008

badamn 

Badamn: it's like saying holy shit. you say it when something is good or something is bad. It's the most amazing word. EVER.

Good example: I just had sex with four guys. badamn.

Bad example: Badamn, now i have herpes.

badamn by luckyinboxbuddies444 June 16, 2009

bajambles 

An expression of excitement, when you have performed an action or an event has occurred that makes you want to celebrate verbally.

"Bajambles!!!! I just totally pw3ned that nub." Said Stevy Wonder

bajambles by Snaze4Daze February 22, 2011

Banach Test 

1. A test you perform upon yourself to see if you really want to date the woman you're with or if you're just trying to have sex with her.

2. Putting on pornography and masturbating an hour before going on a date. Upon ejaculation, if you still feel like going on the date, you are really serious about having a relationship with the woman. If not, then you're just looking for sex and have saved yourself a ton of cash.

Jenny got stood up by Jonathan the other night. Apparently he did the Banach Test and fell asleep soon after.

Banach Test by NyC PrO July 31, 2012

Bahamian Lobster Trap 

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

Bahamian Lobster Trap by Omalley March 23, 2016

Bahamian Bar Slide 

When a beautiful woman gets so trashed she hooks up with a person she would never touch if she were sober.
Characteristics include that once sober the woman wants to vomit in an effort to purge herself of shame.

"Whoa, she's had too much to drink...you see that over there, that's about to be a Bahamian bar slide".

"Man after that tequila last night I totally Bahamian bar sled into that douche bag's bed".

"After Carla broke up with Jeff she went out and got so trashed she Bahamian bar sled all over town"

Bahamian Bar Slide by LyricalGenius318 May 16, 2013