pw3ned 

pw3ned is simply nerd terminology for owned. This word is mainly used in first person shooter games on the computer. Like Halo.

Wow you noobI just pw3ned you!

pw3ned by Scarface982 May 16, 2006

pw3ned 

Faggy internet word for "owned". Mainly used by people with no friends, with massive toy collections and addicted to video games. "pw3ned" another word on the way-too-long list of retarded internet lingo used by a large group of sad indviduals.

"Oh SNAP my internet chat buddy you just got pw3ned."

"I am an internet wizard, who needs friends when you have an xbox? My favorite word is pw3ned."

pw3ned by Use english dumb fuck. November 10, 2008

pwned

A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force.

"Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

OR

"That team totally pwned us."

pwned by Daniel Rivera April 11, 2003

pistol pwned 

1. When you play an FPS and you, with your pistol, dominate an opponent who has a much more powerful weapon.

2. Bashing to death a player with your pistol.

<Player 1> (pistol kills) <Player 2>
<player 1>: Oh snap! Pistol pwned you!

pistol pwned by mchesney August 29, 2006

omega pwned 

when the pwnage has reached such an extent that one cannot be pwned any more. the ultimate and final pwn.

guy 1: did you see joe?

guy 2: no, why?

guy 1: well, he went in to get his appendix removed and they got him confused with the transexual. now his outie is an in.

guy 2: omega pwned.

omega pwned by holly molly August 19, 2006

Pwned by a Chick 

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.

Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!

Pwned by a Chick by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010

pwned.nl 

A site with a flash animation stereotyping the average Counter-Strike player. Everyone has seen it, yet people who just find it think it is new and post the link on forums, chat rooms, everywhere.

1337 Noob: LOLO LUK AT DIS VEDIO!111 IT IZ SO FUNEE!!121! PWNDE.NL
Everyone: OLD!

pwned.nl by Penguin X February 4, 2005