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When you don't tip your delivery driver well and he dips his testicles into your salsa... then you're going to eat some 'ballsa.'
That guy gave me an 89 cent tip after it took me a half hour to drive his tacos to him so I put my testicles in his salsa and now he's eating BALLSA!
Ballsa by Holly from OKCupid February 27, 2019
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Ballsacktomy 

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.
"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."
(noun) Slang term for a man's seminal fluid, semen, or come.
It seemed like it had been a very long time since they had been alone with one another and as far as she was concerned it HAD been a long time, too long in fact. So when she felt the tell-tale signs his body was giving her, smooth-as-silk Shannon removed Nikki from between her lips and began to briskly massage his manhood, milking a massive amount of his ballsap from him that had been pent-up for her and overdue. Nikki moaned an orgasmic revelry as he erupted on and all over her bountiful breasts. Shannon smiled satisfied, his seed secure and subdued.
ballsap by Nikki Stixx January 23, 2022

Ballsack McGee 

Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.
Dude, keep this party on the DL, I don't want Ballsack McGee showing up.

Balla-Walk 

Balla-walkin’
is when you are walking really cool wearing A pair of really nice shoes.
walking with style in a pair shoes.
Bric : I seen you the other day with your cool
Balla-Walk,
J.T : Yea I gotta keep my shoe game on point.

BY:GiovanniDYMillyentei

Balla Heavy 

A homosexual variation used to describe something heavy
Wow, that car is more balla heavy than my car
Balla Heavy by dictionary_man June 30, 2009

Ballsack Bandit 

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.
Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!
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