5 definitions by Holly from OKCupid

A casino approved by the City Council of Chicago that is bound to be the most corrupt casino ever in the business of taking people's money and redistributing it.
Did you hear that Chicago just approved a new casino? It's Chicago dude... that thing will be so filled with corruption it will be forever known as a corruptacino not a casino.
by Holly from OKCupid May 25, 2022
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1. A long winded explanation that really isn't very interesting. 2. Bullshit
"It's a "courting candle" and is in this weird wrought iron holder that you turned to a certain point and when the candle burns down to that point, then the date was supposed to be over or some jabooby like that. I can't remember why he had it..."

"Don't give me that jabooby."

"That's a bunch of jabooby!"
by Holly from OKCupid December 8, 2009
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When a 'scientist' will say anything for the right amount of money they are a 'scientute.'
The guy who said smoking was good for your health wasn't a scientist... he was a scientute.
by Holly from OKCupid December 29, 2021
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When you don't tip your delivery driver well and he dips his testicles into your salsa... then you're going to eat some 'ballsa.'
That guy gave me an 89 cent tip after it took me a half hour to drive his tacos to him so I put my testicles in his salsa and now he's eating BALLSA!
by Holly from OKCupid February 27, 2019
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In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.
The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.
by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018
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