baculaphobia

bac·u·la·pho·bi·a

An irrational fear of contemporary actor, Scott Bacula.

Eric: "Oh no, my TiVo erased all of Quantum Leap episodes I had saved!"

John: "Quantum Leap gives me the heebe geebees. I cry uncontrollably anytime Scott Bacula is onscreen."

Eric: "You must suffer from Baculaphobia."

John: "Your mom suffers from Baculaphobia! BOOYA!"

by Eric Weichmann December 9, 2008

Balalaphobia

Fear of Arab (or Arab-looking) people.

Some argue that the root cause of the alternative energy movement in the US is not environmentalism but rather balalaphobia.

I'm not a balalaphobe. I'm a niggerphobe and a chinkophobe.

by mynameorpseudonym February 19, 2009

Ballaphobia

The fear of you Balls being Ticklecd ,Licked ,Cummed ,Squished and Crushed on usually it is a Phobia of 8th Grade nerds who got rejected by their Crush it is also common in people who ship 15 Year olds.

Person 1: He Can i Lick your balls
Person 2: No i have ballaphobia

by Slixo December 16, 2022