Baldphobia

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It's when you hate bald people and are somewhat scared of them

Kid 1:Hey! Omg ur bald thats so gay!
Kid2:ewwwwww omg baldphobia
....

Kid3: I may be bald but at least i have a dad

Baldphobia by ligmaballz25 January 9, 2023

baldphobia

the fear of baldi from baldis basics in education and learning. people with this phobia are also uncomfortable with math problems, rulers, and anything associated with baldi.

Person 1: hey dude, solve this math problem using this ruler
Person 2 (he has baldphobia):S SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

baldphobia by nardawg101 September 10, 2023

Related Words

Baldphobia • baldophobia • baldphobic • ballphobia • Barophobia • Bakaphobia • BedPhobia • Babaphobia • babyphobia • Badphobic

Baxaphobia

The fear that Tempa T will bax you as you go about your daily activities.

Guy1: I was walking down the street and froze stiff when I saw Tempa T.

Guy2: Oh shit man you've got baxaphobia

Baxaphobia by Necropunk January 11, 2011

Barophobia

The fear of gravity.

You'd be screwed if you had that.

Barophobia by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

babyphobia

fear of babies or pregnancy.

vanessa had babyphobia when she found out the condom had broken.

babyphobia by Cute Little Cutter December 23, 2009

Baldaphobic

You’re against and racist towards bald people

Oh my god, she hates bald people she’s baldaphobic

Baldaphobic by NoHomoBruhhh August 3, 2018

Banphobia

When your afraid to be banned on your favourite game or social media (an example of a game: fortnite, Roblox, call of duty, YouTube, Facebook, instergram and ect)

You’ve been banned for being inappropriate

“Alright I’ll just make a new acc” said John

We’ve seen a banned IP address when you were trying to sign in

“Oh dang” said John

At Toby’s house

“I’ll delete this post it seems inappropriate and plus I don’t want to be banned” said Toby as he deleted the post

“After all I’ve done I’m still scared of being banned” said Toby

You’re acc has been banned for inappropriate behaviour if this is incorrect please inform us

“AHHHHHHHH!” screamed Toby

“Huh I guess I really do have banphobia” said Toby

Banphobia by Llama Queen April 12, 2022

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026