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Balalaphobia 

Fear of Arab (or Arab-looking) people.
Some argue that the root cause of the alternative energy movement in the US is not environmentalism but rather balalaphobia.

I'm not a balalaphobe. I'm a niggerphobe and a chinkophobe.
Balalaphobia by mynameorpseudonym February 19, 2009
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Bananaphobia 

The fear of Banana's!
Banana's literary drive me Banana's!
-friend starts eating a banana- Stan: GET IT AWAY! I have Bananaphobia, dude! -runs away-

bullaphobia

the fear of bubbles
Michelle's bullaphobia became apparent when she started to cry when a soda was given to her at dinner.

Before Michelle's daily dose of coca butter, she had a momentary bout of bullaphobia when her shampoo started to form excess bubbles.
bullaphobia by 703Apex November 5, 2009

bananaphobia 

When somebody can't even look at or touch a banana due to extreme fear of bananas. Probably caused by repressed homosexuality.
Jason: I don't like bananas. They're so scary. I probably have bananaphobia.
bananaphobia by HamsterKing999 September 17, 2019

baculaphobia 

bac·u·la·pho·bi·a

An irrational fear of contemporary actor, Scott Bacula.
Eric: "Oh no, my TiVo erased all of Quantum Leap episodes I had saved!"

John: "Quantum Leap gives me the heebe geebees. I cry uncontrollably anytime Scott Bacula is onscreen."

Eric: "You must suffer from Baculaphobia."

John: "Your mom suffers from Baculaphobia! BOOYA!"
baculaphobia by Eric Weichmann December 9, 2008

Blanaphobia 

The fear of a person with high authority. Typically seen in a place of work.

Causes high amounts of stress.
Hey Ron I heard you suffered from Blanaphobia.
Blanaphobia by Ricky Jacobs November 23, 2021

Ballaphobia

The fear of you Balls being Ticklecd ,Licked ,Cummed ,Squished and Crushed on usually it is a Phobia of 8th Grade nerds who got rejected by their Crush it is also common in people who ship 15 Year olds.
Person 1: He Can i Lick your balls
Person 2: No i have ballaphobia
Ballaphobia by Slixo December 16, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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