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Bollaphobia

This is for those people who have watched the Paris bollard incident. This word is also just for those who are anxious or scared to go near a bollard in general, if you haven’t seen the incident I recommend you watch it before coming to this info and I came up with the word after seeing it because it actually scared me, seeing how dangerous bollards can be.
“After seeing the incident I think I developed bollaphobia”
Bollaphobia by angelsurpanelu August 23, 2022
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Blojaphobia

This is a fear of giving a Blow job to a Guy. If a man's girlfriend has this then the man has no choice but to break up with her.
Dan: Hey Sam did you hear about what happened to John?
Sam: Nah man, what happened?
Dan: He found out his girl friend had Blojaphobia!
Sam: Oh shit... he's screwed man, I don't know what i would do if that happened to me.
Dan: Yea, I know poor John...
Blojaphobia by Italian Xavier April 3, 2012

bullaphobia

Michelle's bullaphobia became apparent when she started to cry when a soda was given to her at dinner.

Before Michelle's daily dose of coca butter, she had a momentary bout of bullaphobia when her shampoo started to form excess bubbles.
bullaphobia by 703Apex November 5, 2009

Bobaphobia 

An abnormal and prejudiced fear of boba and boba related beverages.
Don't mind him, he's bobaphobic ...
Bobaphobia by KOTMEBO August 28, 2003

Home bowlaphobia 

The fear of taking a dump in any place other than a toilet in your home.
JIMMY crapped his pants on the way home from church because the dipshit has home bowlaphobia and he couldn't hold it long enough to get home.

Boomaphobia 

A fear that a boomerang is going to come back and hit you
I threw a boomerang once, now I have boomaphobia.
Boomaphobia by shannkn December 27, 2014

bongaphobia 

Fear of bongs, especially ones with aids.
"Hey Chelsea!"
"What Nicole?"
"Wanna smoke my bong???"
"No! Your bong has aidsssssssssss!!!!"
"&& I have bongaphobia!!!"
OMG!
xD
bongaphobia by Bong fearing one March 19, 2007