Bollaphobia

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This is for those people who have watched the Paris bollard incident. This word is also just for those who are anxious or scared to go near a bollard in general, if you haven’t seen the incident I recommend you watch it before coming to this info and I came up with the word after seeing it because it actually scared me, seeing how dangerous bollards can be.

“After seeing the incident I think I developed bollaphobia”

Bollaphobia by angelsurpanelu August 23, 2022

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Blojaphobia

This is a fear of giving a Blow job to a Guy. If a man's girlfriend has this then the man has no choice but to break up with her.

Dan: Hey Sam did you hear about what happened to John?
Sam: Nah man, what happened?
Dan: He found out his girl friend had Blojaphobia!
Sam: Oh shit... he's screwed man, I don't know what i would do if that happened to me.
Dan: Yea, I know poor John...

Blojaphobia by Italian Xavier April 3, 2012

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bullaphobia

the fear of bubbles

Michelle's bullaphobia became apparent when she started to cry when a soda was given to her at dinner.

Before Michelle's daily dose of coca butter, she had a momentary bout of bullaphobia when her shampoo started to form excess bubbles.

bullaphobia by 703Apex November 5, 2009

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Bobaphobia

An abnormal and prejudiced fear of boba and boba related beverages.

Don't mind him, he's bobaphobic ...

Bobaphobia by KOTMEBO August 28, 2003

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Home bowlaphobia

The fear of taking a dump in any place other than a toilet in your home.

JIMMY crapped his pants on the way home from church because the dipshit has home bowlaphobia and he couldn't hold it long enough to get home.

Home bowlaphobia by TheBeardedBard July 24, 2016

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Boomaphobia

A fear that a boomerang is going to come back and hit you

I threw a boomerang once, now I have boomaphobia.

Boomaphobia by shannkn December 27, 2014

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bongaphobia

Fear of bongs, especially ones with aids.

"Hey Chelsea!"
"What Nicole?"
"Wanna smoke my bong???"
"No! Your bong has aidsssssssssss!!!!"
"&& I have bongaphobia!!!"
OMG!
xD

bongaphobia by Bong fearing one March 19, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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