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Making something obvious
being too obvious
Dont make it look to baite homeboy
Nah dnt thts too baite nigga
Baite by Sunshine teddy January 24, 2006
Words you can keep

Daddy Baiting 

When a Desperate Single Mom wants a baby daddy and targets a guy who meets her profile to get control over him.

Tactics: Find nice guy with good job and lovebomb. Fantasy sex & massive ego strokes. She falls too fast. It feels TOO perfect.

Reinvents herself to look like his ideal woman. If he loves meat, she’s done with vegetarian. If he’s into rope play, she’s suddenly “discovered“ she is too!

She stalks his social media for clues about his likes, dislikes to fake that she’s his soul mate. Schemes to isolate him from exes or anyone else who might get in her way.

Says her ex a deadbeat or abusive, casts herself as the victim. (In reality, many Desperate Single Moms failed at baby trapping.)

Different than gold-digging. Baiters seek men who are caring and responsible vs men with money. They look for decent, trusting guys to manipulate. They often target single dads, especially with children close in age/gender/looks to their own and pimp those feelings of love.

Tho single mothers can fall in love, baiting ain’t that. It’s a coldly calculating ploy to enslave the man to provide for another man’s child. She knows she can easily guilt-trip a decent man into staying after her child gets attached.

If it sticks, the control established in this grooming phase gets worse. Children, especially girls, from the first marriage are often the silent victims of this fuckery.
Dan: I can’t believe how perfect Angela is for me. It’s like she can read my mind! And the kids get along great!

Mike: Have you figured out how you’re going to put 3 kids through college, D?

Dan: We’re IN LOVE. We’ll figure it out!

Mike: (Smacks Dan in the nutsack)

Yo. Snap out of it. This smells like daddy baiting.
Daddy Baiting by Big Dongky October 20, 2019

Rage Bait 

A post on social media by a news organisation designed expressly to outrage as many people as possible in order to generate interaction.
I'm not going to comment on this shit, it's rage bait.
Rage Bait by Frank Jeans June 3, 2014

Gaol Bait 

This is the original English spelling of Jail Bait. The meaning is exactly the same, it still refers to some fifteen year old bitchlet who is dressed and made up to look like a twenty-something slut who storms out of the house after a row with her parents about the way she looks. Full of teenage fury she gets a bit drunk then comprehensively fucked by some bonehead who can't believe his luck. When her parents find out, the sap who shagged her finds himself in court with an angelic-faced schoolgirl in the witness box and the end result is gaol and the sex offenders register.
"Holy shit! Look at the tits on that!"
"Keep away from that, it's gaol bait."
Gaol Bait by AKACroatalin April 15, 2015

Poofter baiting 

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.
Poofter baiting by kam75xx February 24, 2019

Youtube Bait

When a video game is specifically designed to be played by popular youtubers or streamers. The developers of these games hope to make a large amount of money from the streamer's idiotic fanbase. They often don't try to make the game very fun or good in any way, and could most often times be considered shovelware.
Person 1: Hey doesn't goat simulator look great?
person 2: I think it looks about as good as surgeon simulator and they're both youtube bait.
Youtube Bait by TeethWarmer January 19, 2015

Blocker Bait

Blocker Bait is the friend you call to keep the Cock Blocker busy while you try to get laid.
"Can my fat cousin CeCe come with us tonight? She bored."
Uh-oh. Better find some Blocker Bait.

Blocker Bait by Overdrive October 6, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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