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A post on social media by a news organisation designed expressly to outrage as many people as possible in order to generate interaction.
I'm not going to comment on this shit, it's rage bait.
by Frank Jeans June 4, 2014
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A portmanteau that describes a Gentleman's chances of enjoying lady lips. Not to be confused with the word "Eggnog" as it quite clearly has nothing to do with it.
"You had any luck tonight Tarquin?"
"Well, Agamemnon, I had one vulvatunity but she stank of desperation and beans. I'm worth more than that."
"Fair enough. You fancy some eggnog?"
"That would be nice, thanks!"
by Frank Jeans November 6, 2016
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