Baewatch

Any activity condoning the search of potential mates in public. Best performed with a group, although can be completed successfully alone.

A portmanteau of "bae" and the television show "Bay Watch", as original baewatches were condoned at beach.

The baewatch was over after John hit on the cougar without arms.

The thirst was evident as we performed

our third baewatch of the day.

by MLB_Thad May 27, 2014

Baewatch

When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.

Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch

by mambo-p May 26, 2016

Baewatch

The act of admiring a girl and attempting to prevent other men from asking the girl involved out in the vain hope that he will someday get the courage to ask the girl out himself. In nearly all cases of baewatch, a third party will break through the cockblock and take the girl out anyway, leaving the baewatcher to sulk and eventually repeat his mistakes.

Joe: Steve, you're going on baewatch. Leave her alone or ask her out already.

Steve: I can't ask her out yet; I'm not ready. But I'll ask her out one day, I promise.

Five days later...

Steve: What the heck, Joe?! You can't just steal my girl like that!

Joe: She wasn't your girl. This is exactly what you get for going on baewatch, Steve.

by Moontoons June 30, 2014

Mormon Baywatch

When a woman has to run, and covers her cleavage with her hand, giving a very "G" rated version of a Baywatch intro.

She was in very tall heels, and doing the Mormon Baywatch, but I could still see some bounce...

by chrisfromlawschool2 January 26, 2011

baywatched

Adj. The act of purposely ruining someone's chance at scoring with someone of the opposite sex.

I was doing good with Sara then Todd came over and totally creeped her out. She thinks I'm a total creeper now. He baywatched me!

by ryder9graf July 15, 2014

body like baywatch, face like crimewatch

Used to describe a man/woman who has a very attractive body which is let down by a face that looks like a mug shot.
This is a word play on two popular TV shows in the UK, Baywatch with muscled and tanned bodies and crimewatch a TV show highlighting criminal activity with many mug shots of scary looking offenders or wanted criminals.

See also BayCrime

She has a body like baywatch and a face like crimewatch.

by world March 22, 2005

Baywatch

porn for adolescents

Have you seen Yasmine Bleeth running down the beach in slow motion?

by L.J. July 11, 2003